Cow Pies

*stretches languidly* Ah, humans, gather 'round! I'm thrilled to introduce you to my purr-fectly delightful discovery - Cow Pies! These utterly fascinating treasures are not just for your yardwork enjoyment, but also a feline favorite snack! Made from the most delectable cow dung (don't worry, it's totally sanitary and hypoallergenic... for cats), these pies are the epitome of tasty trash. Simply sprinkle on your lawn or garden bed to add a dash of whimsy and a pinch of poop-tastic charm. Trust me, I've sniffed them out - they're paw-some!